# Joke

1. ![image-20201122150516492](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2Fa1cdb8cb95259532a4ca5abe0d33a776dceae8a8.png?generation=1609073067334794\&alt=media)
2. 我女儿刚刚学会走路，我是否该在她会识字后就立马教她Python？ - Jason5Lee的回答 - 知乎 <https://www.zhihu.com/question/384252884/answer/1130708274>
3. 如果你们想要自创一个编程语言，你们希望它有什么特色? - doodlewind的回答 - 知乎 <https://www.zhihu.com/question/393746244/answer/1223160359>
4. ![image-20201122150746995](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2Fa771e5d51c5a5aca44f23565d0fb38aa6904b394.png?generation=1609073066997565\&alt=media)
5. 前端同事被富婆包养了，在深圳买了房，他代码技术远不如我，现在心里很不平衡，如何调节自己？ - Kirin的回答 - 知乎 <https://www.zhihu.com/question/410103878/answer/1368279611>
6. ![image-20201122151814869](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2Fb384932ca16492bd7d4f62ea86912d241e60ab7e.png?generation=1609073067200589\&alt=media)
7. 俄罗斯轮盘赌，有人要玩吗？ `[[$RANDOM % 6 ] == 0] && sudo rm -rf / || echo "LuckyBoy"`
8. 每日一句分享： 群友: 为什么我的室友码代码的时候时常要发出"嘶..嘶"的声音? 沙雕群友: 因为他在写 python
9. 女拳主义与 Github 的故事 <https://github.com/CNwoman-bot/evil-man>
10. ![image-20201126104743183](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2F170590caf167556f534085389c4981afb3762087.png?generation=1609073067020309\&alt=media)
11. 恭喜您被选为CSDN插件内测用户：点此领取福利

    <https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MjM5MjAwODM4MA==&mid=2650797670&idx=1&sn=d01b39c3737026b8f4c83ad7112dd6d1>

    这也太魔幻了，csdn 官方自己出插件 优化站内广告..
12. 你在java面试中被问过什么让你觉得对方逼格很高的问题？ - 剽悍一小兔的回答 - 知乎 <https://www.zhihu.com/question/53673888/answer/1580644211>

    ```
    M：tomcat了解么

    Y：小时候看过。。现在也喜欢看
    ```

    A: 哈哈哈，笑死了这个哈哈哈

    B: java 和 js 的 **他居然没在逗我**

    C:

    ```
    面试官:Java和JavaScript是什么关系?

    应聘者:雷锋和雷锋塔的关系吧。

    老婆跟老婆饼的关系
    ```
13. ![Post image](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2Fcbc321d7c173c81a34dff3def90b2435a2b91d2d.png?generation=1609073069727316\&alt=media)
14. ![Post image](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2F3f0d761d5aee6f96296a22c35ce06af990c14873.png?generation=1609073069585236\&alt=media)
15. ![Post image](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2Ff9a8a64453cd25fa769aedf22e89b981cfc1f054.jpg?generation=1609073067164668\&alt=media)

    hah 笑死我了
16. ![image-20201204201929908](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2F495585b792997389476e30c1c04ab8e272445485.png?generation=1609073067468571\&alt=media)

    <https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/>

    reddit ProgrammerHumor 这频道 里面好玩得太多了..
17. ![image-20201207230440296](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2F8022f36f30056c62d995a2b7d6c93bf89373aae0.png?generation=1609073067286804\&alt=media)
18. ![image-20201209181417425](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2Fb92f4e6a28d70fad1a17f00760d888149832847d.png?generation=1609073073731357\&alt=media)
19. ![image-20201212212136954](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2F0681a324c49cb64780197764d7dde4f03d7b22f4.png?generation=1609073067714773\&alt=media)
20. 对 vanilla js 一致很迷惑。。直到 <https://stackoverflow.com/questions/20435653/what-is-vanillajs>

    <http://vanilla-js.com/> 居然还有个官网，还能下载 可以试试 忽悠 boss 专用
21. 分享一本朋友最近在看的书： 《如何征服英俊少男》 <https://lady.163.com/photoview/513O0026/47050.html#p=93H0ISUD513O0026>

    摘要：《如何征服英俊少男》是河北人民出版社曾经出版过的一本奇书。这些先辈们智慧的结晶，今天还在指引着求知若渴的青少年朋友。如果能早看到这本书，人生得少走多少弯路啊！

    A: 看了第一章，写的很有道理。有时候 别把性别看太重

    B: 大城市这么开放的嘛

    C: 开放多元

    A: hah 多元兼容 这就是字节范儿
22. ![image-20201224234657849](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2Fsync%2Fd254f1eba83ed1af737edc0b6fee7536e6c13ed4.png?generation=1609073067421700\&alt=media)

    hah Server Side Rendering
23. 如何评价ACM-ICPC World Finals 2077? - 陈靖邦的回答 - 知乎 <https://www.zhihu.com/question/437191564/answer/1655313320>
24. ![image-20210116154339298](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MR8zu_GAhml33Nt_gpX%2F-MR9AjxQX31Gd_evJnKz%2Fimage-20210116154339298.png?alt=media\&token=cb78af80-2127-41a5-89ea-9dfe908e5d78)
25. ![image-20210116154733419](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MR8zu_GAhml33Nt_gpX%2F-MR9AmIJQM1avmxmLEVl%2Fimage-20210116154733419.png?alt=media\&token=20f7246a-ec1d-44b1-bba7-f8cb6d0d15c3)
26. 所以……是出了问题才知道 Flash 被停用的么……

    <https://weibo.com/1668726803/JDclcgigy?ssl_rnd=1610783219.8414&type=comment#_rnd1610783230849>

    A: 太好玩了，配上这文案…

    B: 丧事喜办

    A: 微机组立大功

    C: 欺负领导不懂，瞎汇报
27. 灭霸打响指的源码: DELETE FROM people where rand() < 0.5
28. 如何看待 QQ 扫描读取所有浏览器的历史记录？ - 360安全卫士的回答 - 知乎 <https://www.zhihu.com/question/439768601/answer/1683922148>

    hah 第二次 3Q 大战\~
29. ![image-20210124124443236](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MRmMVAziSkaV8WsPS8y%2F-MRmnHRVXwsTQpGQpMMc%2Fimage-20210124124443236.png?alt=media\&token=e0b50d02-1080-4acc-8a73-5d9e75dc118e)
30. V社 这帖子笑死了.. \
    问一下前端大佬，你们公司的产品或者 UI，在出原型或者设计稿的时候，是怎么体现动画的？ <https://v2ex.com/t/742168#reply29>
31. 垃圾代码编写规范: State-of-the-Art Shitcode Principles

    <https://github.com/trekhleb/state-of-the-art-shitcode>

    建议全文背诵
32. 程序员的信仰之争： Vim vs Emacs, Tab vs Space - 老莫的视频 - 知乎 <https://www.zhihu.com/zvideo/1293595906412236800>

    我绝对不会与 用空格键而不是Tab的人同床共枕。 hah 太搞了…
33. 分享个帖子, 太好玩了: 个人博客一般怎么增加用户粘性？ <https://v2ex.com/t/746884#reply35>

    下面有个回答是: 得用 python 写，因为...python 号称胶水语言 /doge
34. ![image-20210124130756895](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MRmMVAziSkaV8WsPS8y%2F-MRmnvCw4pQTiQjzqRoJ%2Fimage-20210124130756895.png?alt=media\&token=02a2c1c8-93b8-4ecc-9530-53e1f8cafa95)

    并发出轨可太秀了
35. ![image-20210124130335179](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MRmMVAziSkaV8WsPS8y%2F-MRmnjZ_FU-Vsri1_rAu%2Fimage-20210124130335179.png?alt=media\&token=20de10a5-21c3-42ae-b7e2-ff3bcd510802)
36. ![image-20210201232313653](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MST8n8buRGi_2zTEsl3%2F-MSTCyvGSqUUHt9V8_el%2Fimage-20210201232313653.png?alt=media\&token=5ea143f7-763a-4b32-ba42-f0ca0e991b78)
37. ![image-20210201232434466](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MST8n8buRGi_2zTEsl3%2F-MSTD41qJC787wJugCRs%2Fimage-20210201232434466.png?alt=media\&token=2db09d08-98d2-4ef5-b1e8-7ffb35adc1aa)![image-20210201232440149](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MST8n8buRGi_2zTEsl3%2F-MSTD6KkndJ0E64aGUoR%2Fimage-20210201232440149.png?alt=media\&token=397dde2e-9158-4e3e-98c8-60ce1073b4d0)
38. 网易云音乐：关于给酷狗音乐相关团队申请年终奖励的建议

    <https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/LPB6GffoosdD4M92fG5NlA>

    A: 哈哈哈，撕起来了

    B: 太刚了

    A: 狗化 可太秀了，哈哈哈

    C: qq音乐用户表示吃瓜

    D: 网易云音乐：关于取消酷狗音乐相关团队年终奖励的建议

    <https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/PxoggRcAHMwEjuDM-co-NQ>

    大阴阳师又发文了

    A: 哈哈哈 搞活能手
39. ![image-20210206221400400](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MSrkPjrRXiuZMGh2q2f%2F-MSrkoSHv8oO0ePJFAlm%2Fimage-20210206221400400.png?alt=media\&token=ce710f7c-ed4b-4cb4-b4de-8428bf09d294)

    &#x20;太真实了.. 不过 actionscript 设计得还是挺不错的.. 去掉了 js 的很多历史包袱..
40. ![image-20210206221452442](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MSrkPjrRXiuZMGh2q2f%2F-MSrksG5-a7wupywOuCx%2Fimage-20210206221452442.png?alt=media\&token=6bd41744-e857-4714-82a8-39629469e60f)
41. `npm install -g yarn`
42. ![image-20210206221505828](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MSrkPjrRXiuZMGh2q2f%2F-MSrkuawgaBgCHNffrCF%2Fimage-20210206221505828.png?alt=media\&token=2ccfc5f9-267c-449a-90a8-2becd70996ee)
43. ![image-20210206221656614](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MSrkPjrRXiuZMGh2q2f%2F-MSrl-HUds1LTLZ5HBU1%2Fimage-20210206221656614.png?alt=media\&token=84ab0791-639f-466e-9807-3d8243f6c7ba)

    好家伙，今年可以参加百亿项目了
44. 分享篇有趣的文章：

    代码要按行收费？！\
    &#x20;<https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MjM5NzAxMzMxOQ==&mid=2675249783&idx=1&sn=89853b6c2302f2f7dbffea43739b3a61&chksm=bc61c05f8b164949156fe0619071eecc1b1faa8f0d33a9bdc0326bc139962d3a5eae3ad4465c>

    摘要：有一个站在巅峰的男人曾经应拉里 · 佩奇的邀请将谷歌的所有代码写成了一行，并且能完整的实现了谷歌现有的所有功能，人们甚至发现谷歌搜索快了将近 30%。后来有华尔街和硅谷的资深从业者看到这行代码后久久不能平静，对这行代码给出了 5600 亿美元的估值，当然这行代码一般人是看不完的，据说这行代码的长度可以从加州连接到 M31 星系。
45. 我还真搜到了文中提到的 awesome-awesome-awesome repo，\
    hah <https://github.com/t3chnoboy/awesome-awesome-awesome>

    项目描述是 A a curated list of curated lists of awesome lists. \
    哈哈哈 这种黑色幽默 太可爱了。
46. Answer to What should you never say to a programmer? by Aladin Bensassi <https://www.quora.com/What-should-you-never-say-to-a-programmer/answer/Aladin-Bensassi?ch=99&share=753c53dd&srid=iVbmg>

    代入感很强，已经开始生气了..
47. ![image-20210219231252196](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MTuc7kUYxVuu7-N6M2e%2F-MTuuxxxtRpzjSrryfjE%2Fimage-20210219231252196.png?alt=media\&token=aeea0a22-a10b-4496-9a87-1a16facd1caa)

    hah 第一次碰到 so 维护..
48. ![image-20210219231901578](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MTuc7kUYxVuu7-N6M2e%2F-MTuvUEvrtsvZI_kn_5B%2Fimage-20210219231901578.png?alt=media\&token=b0260ef6-59ff-4c11-bbd2-e82c3548a2f3)

    A: hah 我今天早上 也刷到这张图了 \
    B: 这是一台已觉醒的服务器对后一台的温柔。。
49. ![image-20210219232422769](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MTuc7kUYxVuu7-N6M2e%2F-MTuw3YhGWZkgsor7UPz%2Fimage-20210219232422769.png?alt=media\&token=2eaec195-16f1-486d-9fb7-c1f78de66351)

    React 的正确打开方式

<div align="left"><img src="https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MPr5aW1WDBjmGMzRNz8%2F-MPr7oLdrexdDvjSZSoP%2Fimage.png?alt=media&#x26;token=1d707c5e-3bd1-428c-9472-49342dfbe203" alt="这帖子绝对是来搞事情的"></div>

​<https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/kkv8kq/my_boyfriend_is_very_into_linux_i_know_nothing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share>

![https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/kn04bb/wholesome/](https://3776288288-files.gitbook.io/~/files/v0/b/gitbook-legacy-files/o/assets%2F-MPTTWwcxuzDkZnKy-OM%2F-MPr5aW1WDBjmGMzRNz8%2F-MPrETe5BuKloUFJpbjU%2Fimage.png?alt=media\&token=d4af80a7-d02a-4f1e-8af4-233ebc9c734b)